Make the smart move, buy a Brainiac tee.
Pick up a record, or even a dog with this large and in charge bag!
All eyes on you.
I've heard of being 2 faced before, but this...
Pop on this pop over before you pop out the house.
Don't worry, you don't actually have to play rugby to wear this shirt.
Button up before you ball out.
You'll never ride solo wearin' this polo.
Keep on slingin'.